A man goes into a bar. . .
A man goes into a bar and sits down. Then a giant cockroach comes and punches him in the face.
The next day the man goes into the same bar, has a drink and the cockroach comes in with a knife and stabs him.
The next morning he wakes up in hospital. The doctor asks “What Happened?”
The man says “I was attacked by a giant cockroach.”
The doctor says “I heard there was a nasty bug going around.”