Like Father Like Son. . .
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father.
“Well son, now you have a kid of your own, I think its time to give you this”
“Dad, you don’t mean-”
“Yes son, I do”, Dad pulls out a copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th edition
“Dad, I’m honored” he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
“Hi Honored”, replies his father. “I’m Dad”