21/7/18 – Dad Joke of the Day

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So the Pope is SUPER early for his flight.

He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn’t driven a car since becoming the pope.

Naturally, he’s a bit rusty, so he’s driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope “Hold on for a minute,” and goes back to his car to radio the chief.

Cop: “Chief we have a situation. I’ve pulled over an important figure.”

Chief: “How important? A governor or something?”

Cop: “No sir. He’s bigger.”

Chief: “So, what? a celebrity or something?”

Cop: “More important, sir.”

Chief: “A major politician?”

Cop: “No sir, he’s much more important.”

Chief: “WELL WHO IS IT!?”

Cop: “Well actually I’m not sure. But the pope’s his driver.”

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14/7/18 – Dad Joke of the Day

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Scalpel. . .

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on.

“I’m about to close,’ the surgeon says.

The patient grabs the surgeon’s hand and says, “I’m not going to let you do that! I’ll close my own incision!”

The doctor hands him the thread and says, “Go ahead…Suture self”!

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19/5/18 – Dad Joke of the Day

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Like Father Like Son. . .

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father.

“Well son, now you have a kid of your own, I think its time to give you this”

“Dad, you don’t mean-”

“Yes son, I do”, Dad pulls out a copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th edition

“Dad, I’m honored” he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

“Hi Honored”, replies his father. “I’m Dad”

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