27/5/18 – Dad Joke of the Day

How to Summon a Dad

  • Make a circle out of power tools – screwdrivers and wrenches will do if you don’t have enough
  • Place a pair of socks inside sandals in the middle of the summoning circle
  • Touch the Thermostat
  • Chant “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad” over and over
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